Peres lets the cat out of the bag

Since Peres has already revealed the secret, I might as well talk about it. We, the Jewish people, under the leadership of the Elders of Zion, are behind the recent uprisings in the Arab world. That's right, I said it. We did it!

You must be thinking, "who the hell is this schmuck, and what is he smoking?"

Don't worry, this is a drug-free blog, and there is no need to use pejoratives, so let me explain.

Yesterday, President Shimon Peres said that the West should push Google and Facebook in the Arab to help Middle Easter countries reform. It is undoubted that Google and Facebook helped flame the heated protests in the Middle East.

But so what, what does Google and Facebook have to do with Jews? Well who founded Google and Facebook? Instead of waiting for you to check Wikipedia, I'll just tell you. Behind Google, are Sergey Brin and Larry Page; behind Facebook are Mark Zuckerberg and Eduardo Saverin. What do all four of these accomplished men have in common? They are all Jewish!

613 mitzvot

365 (the number of days in a year) + 206 (the number of bones in the human body) + 42 (the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything) = 613 (the number of mitzvot)